Thursday, September 13, 2012

29. La Crescenta


I have a daughter in La Crescenta which, while not Africa, has signage suggesting a lion situation nonetheless.

Although the mountain lion presence has generated the billboards the black bears are apparently more frequent.

One local legend, nicknamed “meatball” (due to his fetish for Costco meatballs), was relocated numerous times but kept coming back. As the story was related to me, on one occasion they drove him to Colorado and asked the locally controlling authorities if they could release him there. Colorado apparently said ~ “No thank you; we have our own bears”, thus emphasizing the well-known fact that it is easier to obtain forgiveness than permission. This is especially true if the need for forgiveness is finessed by the dark of night—no head lights—quick getaway…..technique.

So Shaving 1 called two days ago to report successful setup in their new home. She called yesterday to report a black bear in the street, at 9:00AM, on their way to church.

This is on top of Shaving 4 calling three days ago to report that a cobra had been milling around in a tree outside his abode.

Which just goes to show that it is, as it has long been and hopefully will remain “a jungle out there”.

Have not heard from Shavings 2 & 3 recently and hope they are watching their “6s”.

ML
9.10.12